If You Really Knew Me...

If you really knew me you'd call me Kenz. You'd know that I'm good

at making camel noises, and my dolphin noise is pretty good too.  

If you really knew me, you'd know that I still laugh at potty jokes, and that I'm really good at coming up with them too.  

You'd know that I never drink milk out of a glass, it gives me the willies, mugs are the way to go.  If you really knew me, you'd know that my favorite thing in the whole entire world is laughing.  

You'd know that on the back of my phone I have a picture of a lion, and it makes squeaky noises.  

If you really truly knew me, you'd feel the magic of my pinterest pins, they might even make you cry a little.  

You'd know that when someone plays with my hair, I can almost fall asleep instantly.  

You'd know that I am always in need of a glass of orange juice. 

If you really knew me you'd know that I can't handle anything scary, I hate it so much.  

And If you really knew me, I wouldn't even have to tell you all this stuff.